I'm Alive

I'm still around.

/Afk

No Communication

What's been going on?

You never call anymore.
I lost your number somewhere in the information highway.
I lost it all with all the passwords and usernames I have to remember on a daily basis.
Last time I called you, your voice mail put me on hold for a few hours, so I hung up.

You stopped writing to me.
I miss those letters you used to send out to me.
Even the ones that made no sense. They were all worth reading.
The last letter I received from you was a restraining order filed against me, did you actually mean it?

I'm sending you this letter, and hopefully you haven't moved to a new house by now.
After the call and the letters, you never did get back to me.
I'm starting to think that you were trying to tell me something, but what?
You're not dead, are you?



Thunder, was it okay that I posted this here? Lol, I was originally going to make a fake humorous letter, but I think it's more of a poem at this point. :b

Intro of Full Moons

Jaime, we have been seriously neglecting this thing! We should start posting more regularly!

Since we have an astronomical type theme, I suppose it would be a good idea to report on the weather. The space weather, that is!

According to spaceweather.com, this week's full moon is called the Full Sprouting Grass moon "because it shines down on the new grasses of northern spring."
You may not have known this, but the full moon has a specific name in every month. For the month of April, it is called the Full Pink Moon, given from the herb moss pink, or wild ground phlox, which is one of the earliest widespread flowers of the spring; as well as the Full Sprouting Moon and several other names.

The full moon in general is also associated with insomnia and insanity, though it can not be proven, and it is most commonly known for werewolves! Which do no exist, Twilight fangirls, so don't cream your jeans just yet.

I just went outside not too long ago and was lucky enough to see the full moon tonight! It has been super cloudy and slightly rainy all day, so I wasn't very hopeful of seeing it. But, the clouds have cleared, and the moon is shining bright tonight!

I also learned today that you can see a shooting star (which is actually just a meteor, which is a tiny meteoroid (space rock) that burns up in Earth's atmosphere) any clear night! Or even several of them in a night! Of course, that's probably only when you live somewhere far away from city lights, and the chances of seeing one (or more) are much greater if it's not a full moon because the brightness of the moon tends to wash out the light of the "shooting star." I've actually seen a shooting star once, and it was purely by chance. I just happened to be looking in the right place at the right time (for no particular reason, I wasn't actually looking for anything), and I saw one! They only last for a split second, so don't blink! :)

Just Looking at This Picture...


...is painful. >.<

One more for the hell of it:



Now, the late George Carlin's philosophy on "stuff" in this following video:



How much shit do you have?

I'm so full of shit; I produce it.

Winning a Conversation

Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (9:55 PM):
Lol earlier my mom went to the store and she came back
with chocolate chips cookies (mind you, I have never in
my entire life liked chocolate chip cookies) So, I was
telling Caleb
"Everybody else gets to enjoy cookies, except me : (" and
he said "Why don

Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (9:56 PM):
"why don't you learn to like them!"
And I said "Why don't you learn to like drinking piss!"
Because, see, it's the same concept.
Caleb probably doesnt like the taste of piss, and
wouldn't be able to "learn" to like it.
lool

Jaime says (9:57 PM):
Uhh...does that mean you drink piss? eeeew

Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (9:57 PM):
Lol
No

Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (9:58 PM):
I means I don't like the taste of chocolate chips (nor
piss if I knew what it tasted like), as Caleb doesn't
like the taste of piss (if he knew what it tasted like).
It*

Jaime says (10:00 PM):
But the problem about that concept, is that you don't
like, and have never tasted piss
and they have and like chocolate chip cookies

Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (10:00 PM):
YOURE THINKING TOO HARD ABOUT THIS
lo
Okay

Jaime says (10:00 PM):
:P

Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (10:00 PM):
pretend (key word) that I like piss.
There
Same concept
xD

Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (10:02 PM):
Your silence makes me feel awkward

Jaime says (10:03 PM):
lmao
Well, realistically, your concept is garbage
and sorry for the silence :P
watching movie :P

Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (10:03 PM):
xD

Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (10:04 PM):
I just pasted what I just said to Caleb
Twatpocket says (11:02 PM):
=\
Twatpocket says (11:03 PM):
We were in a dungeon
Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (11:03 PM):
wow, caleb
Twatpocket says (11:03 PM):
It was intense. We both died like an hour and a half
in
Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (11:03 PM):
fucking wow
Twatpocket says (11:03 PM):
I KNOW
Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (11:03 PM):
NO
I posted something to you
and you automatically turn it into WoW

Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (11:03 PM):
And for the record
I don't care about where you've been cybering

Jaime says (10:04 PM):
xD

Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (10:05 PM):
I have a better way to explain it
I like eating chocolate chips as much as I like
drinking piss.
There

Jaime says (10:05 PM):
Bad concept

Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (10:06 PM):
(I don't like drinking piss)
xD

Jaime says (10:06 PM):
You've tasted Chocolate chips but not Piss
:P

Hayleylujah ♫♪♫ says (10:06 PM):
I'm not talking to you anymore
*logs out*
lol

Jaime says (10:06 PM):
lol
I win =]

I'm back!

I was going to google something....Fuck, now I can't even remember what I was going to google.

Anyways, I typed in the word "why " and I had these following suggestions:


















I Rolled On the Floor while Laughing My Fucking Ass Off. xD

Oh yes, and I graduated from military program called Arizona Project Challenge. :]

Time for a job...

Letter! [from a fellow porcupine!]

When you get mysterious letters in the mail, just tell your mother "pen pals" and she goes away. :) hehe just kidding. ;)

Just got a letter from Jaime today. Ah, letters: so oldschool.

It appears that Project ChaleNGe is going very well. And, squad leader! How impressive!

I'm going to have to write back right away!